The Spinster's Exploits

Sex, sensuality and possibly spanking after seventy…

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The Spinster is a 70-year-old South Walian who doesn’t believe sex, sensuality and fun stop at seventy. There is more to growing old disgracefully than wearing purple 💜- although she does love purple! She considers herself to have dual sexuality as she loves vanilla but something gets unleashed when she is spanked by the right person… She is excited to have reached this significant milestone and thrilled to discover erotic possibilities can be there for the taking. Oh! And she can be a touch up herself and talk about herself in the third person – but nothing a good spanking won’t cure!😉🤭

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  • Reawakening the Mojo: from there to here

    I have considered myself for some time to have dual sexuality. I know I have a kink but I adore vanilla sex. I had fantasised about spanking and being spanked since junior school and when I finally masturbated for the first time at nineteen – I was a late starter! – the subject was only…

  • bad habits….

    Well it’s 1.51 pm and I should be asleep but I’m emotionally skittish and couldn’t sleep so decided on some distraction. Wonder if this lovely, inoffensive and fairly vacuous post will get liked as did similar thrilling post. Seems my other stuff is not at all popular…. I wish you all love and good stuff.…

  • SF and Spanking – Dick to Heinlein via Banks….

    I love some of the novels by Philip K Dick – dodgy on women, but amazing imagination and thoughts on the condition of man/the male of the species as well as flowing prose. Michael Sheen actually championed Dick on “Great Lives” and like me is a fan of “Do Androids…” and “Flow My Tears The…

  • What do women want?

    If you’re looking for the definitive answer, I apologise as I don’t have it! That marvellous – and perplexing “debate” arises regularly when editors have a space to fill in the Sunday supplements or lifestyle section of papers – I remember it being brought up by women reading “Shades of Grey” and the “Twilight” novels…

  • Good habits

    I do tend to lack these! But vey pleased to have posted by 8a.m. and having drunk a glass of water! A good start to the day.

  • Of canes and anoraks…

    …OK – an anorak test – Did you know that anorak used not to be an acceptable word in Scrabble as it was listed as a foreign word? So now I’ve proved I too am an anorak in the current meaning of the word, what’s this about canes?! And where do the anoraks come into…

  • I am so not surrendered…

    …but as fanatasy – Wow!!!! (the internal world of a spankee) [sigh] it’s all that naughty, impossible, challenging wife/girlfriend/potential wife or grlfriend stuff that formulated my young fantasies (and confused and troubled me as a feminist!) If anybody tried this on me for real – or told me this was the correct oreder of things…

  • Sex and Spanking – Chicken or Egg…

    I’d like to start with a mini-rant and registering my objection to the term foreplay! I think all that fabulous stuff one can do is sex play and lovemaking in itself rather than a lead to something else. And so as one of the fabulous things you can do is spank or be spanked, then…

  • So What made you a vanilla heterosexual…?

    …the question I’ve never heard…! I have no idea why any of us have our ‘kink’, but I’m not really bothered about that anymore. Like the perfect cup of tea, the sun on my back, chocolate, fabulous scenery, or the sea it simply works for me. And the pain is part of the pleasure. This…

  • Mad Axe Murderers Need Not Apply…

    The slightly batty, very ordinary looking septuagenarian spinster was very pleased with her latest idea – that should keep her safe she thought.  She was missing vanilla and also the shallow end of BDSMland where she had loved to paddle in the past and more recently just in her fantasies.  Yes – she was  really…