The Spinster's Exploits

Sex, sensuality and possibly spanking after seventy…

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The Spinster is a 70-year-old South Walian who doesn’t believe sex, sensuality and fun stop at seventy. There is more to growing old disgracefully than wearing purple 💜- although she does love purple! She considers herself to have dual sexuality as she loves vanilla but something gets unleashed when she is spanked by the right person… She is excited to have reached this significant milestone and thrilled to discover erotic possibilities can be there for the taking. Oh! And she can be a touch up herself and talk about herself in the third person – but nothing a good spanking won’t cure!😉🤭

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  • Spinsterly shopping  and pervertibles (spelling?)

    I was just passing Boots on my way from my Welsh class when I suddenly thought about indigestion – as you do. I am lucky that I do not require the Big Guns of serious medication – just a bit of chalk. But I’m fussy about my flavours. ‘Tums’ were my brand of preference  until…

  • Early vibes – the Non Doctor

    So – I knew how to wank for my own pleasure. Don’t remember that I bothered much, but when I did – it was always to spanky fantasies. I was curious about dildoes and was familiar with banana and cucumber nudge, nudge, wink, wink stuff. Out of curiosity I did try inserting cylindrical objects, but…

  • No sex, but plenty of delicious duvet…

    So – I wasn’t seeing my lover this weekend as he had other plans. And I knew I’d miss him, but I liked the idea of an indulgent weekend. I had decided to go to my Friday tai chi – I’d missed quite a lot due firstly to a cold, then annoyingly, to the embarrassing…

  • Relationship quickie – What’s yours called?

    Ok – so my gorgeous lover and I are “polyamorous friends with benefits who are sort of dating” and we’re very happy with that. And we both like being honest, but both like our privacy. In the past I have patiently explained to a Social Worker that the lovely man in my life at the…

  • Further vibe thoughts – a  personal pre-vibe historie…

    Thinking of the amazing Miriam and her enthusiasm for dildoes, sent me on a personal vibe history, so here it is! Unlike many, I am not a “natural” wanker. I suspect that simply because of the obviousness of the male genitals – and the apparent nature and socialisation of little boys along with solo exploration…

  • Miriam and Molly – Wonderful women, fabulous females and irresistible icons

    I was very excited to hear Women’s Hour discussing older women and sex. And their amazing guest was the fabulous Miriam Stoppard. I have admired her for common sense approach to life and sex but not heard from her for a while. And here she was encouraging older women to have sex and do it…

  • Whose orgasm is it anyway? – A quickie…

    As my lover and I are quite nice people and – I believe – very considerate in the bedroom -we do enjoy each other’s orgasms. And when he’s driven me wild with various attentions, he does like to watch me cum. And there’s something very sexy about asking his permission to use my trusty bullet…

  • Dodgy duvet daysof the sedate kind…

    Officially a duvet day is “an unscheduled day’s leave from work taken to alleviate stress or pressure and sanctioned by one’s employer”. I’m not an employee, but a retiree who believes days of doing little and nesting; lolling; watching rubbish TV; or whatever floats your boat but doesn’t sap your energy are brilliant! When I…

  • Further knickerish thoughts

    As a spankee the thoughts around knickers and the very word caused me many a happy shiver – especially when I was in the closet and didn’t dare discuss my weird thoughts and fantasies. For someone who is so often commando I see a certain irony. When I first met a lovely ex – my…

  • The Dap – A short story extract

    I was enjoying some Doctor Who specials last night and was very amused at the regenerated Mr Tennant’s delight at his footwear, which he described as “daps”. This is a dialect word I know to be common in South Wales and the West Country – and the word I know for plimsolls. I thought it…