The Spinster's Exploits

Sex, sensuality and possibly spanking after seventy…

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  • I was once between relationships and ended up agreeing to go to a sex party. This is how it happened: At 29 I met – and confused – some West Country Swingers. I religiously bought and read Forum magazine to keep me informed and open-minded, but my alternate sexuality as a wannabe spankee was still…

  • …The words I whispered to my lover on the way to the loo in the pub. He immediately burst out laughing and said I should blog my words – so I have! And now for the context. He arrived for a weekend with a stinking cold and gave me the option of not seeing him,…

  • I couldn’t resist moaning about him moaning about me moaning – but I had a fabulous weekend with him – as usual. He’d arrived tired on the Friday and so I stripped out of my fancy lingerie and we just got straight into bed after the obligatory cuppa and he soon perked up enough to…

  • …and not in a good way – more like a Moaning Minnie! Men are so unappreciative! There I was in a very nice dress and my fancy bra, knickers and suspender belt with fishnets and full of an amazing Greek meal when I collapsed onto the sofa for a bit more “Lucifer” and just HAPPENED…

  • What a weekend – as a now fully-paid-up (figurative) member of the Ethical Slut Movement, I am – for the first time – open to the idea of a threesome. I just didn’t expect it to be with my sister’s dog! Don’t panic – consent was not an issue as Billy the dog was on…

  • Erratum – Doh! Was week before Storm Amy – my memory was playing up – I am seventy you know…

  • Well – as usual – the first challenge is – what shall I wear?! My lover seems to think I’m rather into roleplay – can’t think why… I decided on a change of tone with the underpinnings – I have some rather nice bra and knicker sets I never wear nowadays so thought I’d get…

  • …well – I guess a girl has to start somewhere – and this girl is 70 and very excited at having bought her second bondage kit – but this time she was going to christen it on someone else! I don’t really ‘get’ bondage – but know some lovely people who do – including my…

  • We’d had an amazing – and plentiful – Chinese meal Saturday night and I was planning a full roast for Sunday lunch, so we decided we needed a little more exercise than the rather lovely fuck that brightened up our Sunday morning. And so we went for a walk. It was a gorgeous autumn morning…

  • I realise I may not have been entirely fair in my last post. I forgot to mention that the skill with the knot was that of him, not me. And he did take off my stockings beautifully as well…