The Spinster's Exploits

Sex, sensuality and possibly spanking after seventy…

Well – unlike Lucille’s unfortunate partner, I don’t have a crop in the field – just a few in the toy box – and definitely no hungry children! Having had an unexpected weekend to myself, I was having a moment of idleness, among many more such moments, when I suddenly remembered my biorhythm app. And to my amusement my physical energy was plummeting to the bottom of the graph at -72%; emotionally I was on the up from bottom-scraping to -85% but flying intellectually at a mere -0.8%! And to add insult to injury, the app was advertising dementia testing! Luckily things were not so bad…

I’ve done a lot of binge-watching and did miss his company for the next series of “Only Murders in the Building”. I read “The Penguin lessons”, practised my Welsh and French on Duolingo, did puzzles and a lot of blobbing! Had a sedate time with Sunday brunch in my local caff and the Observer and behaved with the decorum fitting for a seventy-one-year-old spinster…

I also got an unexpected burst of motivation. I have deep suspicion of “The Cloud” but finally got round to saving my files onto flash drives and made new emergency info cards for my purse and phone as old ones were dog-eared.

And if you’re looking for an innocuous post to “like” in the hopes I’ll like yours back – be my guest – just one naughty reference, today…

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