The Spinster's Exploits

Sex, sensuality and possibly spanking after seventy…

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  • I loved all the mad acronyms and abbreviations that abounded on websites and forums, when I first started lurking on the spanking site of my choice. Some were generic – “Ta-ta for now” and “be right back” but one of my favourites was “This Thing That We Do”. I loved the simplicity and acceptance of…

  • Well – unlike Lucille’s unfortunate partner, I don’t have a crop in the field – just a few in the toy box – and definitely no hungry children! Having had an unexpected weekend to myself, I was having a moment of idleness, among many more such moments, when I suddenly remembered my biorhythm app. And…

  • It seems I can’t have it all, after all. My lovely Friend with Benefits I was sort of dating is no longer “feeling it” so has called it a day. I shall miss him on so many levels. He inspired my journey into hidden desires and possibilities, re-awakened my kinky side and inspired me to…

  • As so often – my chaotic brain is all over the place making weird – and not so weird – connections… So – anyone play “house” as a kid? I don’t know if this is a Welsh thing or a working class one or something else. In literature – and I’m talking from kids’ stuff…

  • Well – I now have a new/old younger lover and had a second meeting with my very young potential lover. But at the moment I am nursing a heart attack in a cup – a delicious salted caramel iced drink topped off with cream – and awaiting a man who arranged to meet me half…

  • After a search through all the drawers in a bureau that contain trash, treasure and vital info along with out-of-date lip salve and dubious electronics, I found it – my piece of welder-standard glass! Like many of my age – my first memorable eclipse was in 1999. I remember all the garages had stocks of…

  • Anyone remember the quote from “The Sound of Music” about God opening a window where a door is closed? Welcome to the swinging doors of opportunity and the joys of polyamory… So – my lovely sub-identifying-but–switchy-polyamorous-lover-etc has been somewhat busy this weekend and last as culture and family have drawn him away. I miss him,…

  • I was deeply uncool in my youth. Unlike some of my best friends, I did not go to amazing gigs and damage my eardrums by being too close to the speakers at concerts. I missed most of the bands that came to Cardiff and only embraced many of my favourite ones in later years. I…

  • I can’t believe I’ve not yet written about this – but I repeat -I am over 70 you know!  Anyway – over two weeks ago I attended an event organised by a member of the kink site. She organised or helped to organise a couple of Domme/Goddess-sub events my lovely sub-identifying-but–switchy-polyamorous-lover-etc had attended and enjoyed…

  • “Oh! And note to self – must remember to write about new neighbours, being the Scarlet Woman, spanking to the beat of ‘Hit me with your Rhythm Stick’, tai-chi qi gong-meanderings, and ‘Pudenda to Infinity!’…” Ok – here I go… I have new neighbours. They were looking around the house before moving in, just as…