The Spinster's Exploits

Sex, sensuality and possibly spanking after seventy…

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The Spinster is a 70-year-old South Walian who doesn’t believe sex, sensuality and fun stop at seventy. There is more to growing old disgracefully than wearing purple 💜- although she does love purple! She considers herself to have dual sexuality as she loves vanilla but something gets unleashed when she is spanked by the right person… She is excited to have reached this significant milestone and thrilled to discover erotic possibilities can be there for the taking. Oh! And she can be a touch up herself and talk about herself in the third person – but nothing a good spanking won’t cure!😉🤭

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  • Relationship quickie – What’s yours called?

    Ok – so my gorgeous lover and I are “polyamorous friends with benefits who are sort of dating” and we’re very happy with that. And we both like being honest, but both like our privacy. In the past I have patiently explained to a Social Worker that the lovely man in my life at the…

  • Further vibe thoughts – a  personal pre-vibe historie…

    Thinking of the amazing Miriam and her enthusiasm for dildoes, sent me on a personal vibe history, so here it is! Unlike many, I am not a “natural” wanker. I suspect that simply because of the obviousness of the male genitals – and the apparent nature and socialisation of little boys along with solo exploration…

  • Miriam and Molly – Wonderful women, fabulous females and irresistible icons

    I was very excited to hear Women’s Hour discussing older women and sex. And their amazing guest was the fabulous Miriam Stoppard. I have admired her for common sense approach to life and sex but not heard from her for a while. And here she was encouraging older women to have sex and do it…

  • Whose orgasm is it anyway? – A quickie…

    As my lover and I are quite nice people and – I believe – very considerate in the bedroom -we do enjoy each other’s orgasms. And when he’s driven me wild with various attentions, he does like to watch me cum. And there’s something very sexy about asking his permission to use my trusty bullet…

  • Dodgy duvet daysof the sedate kind…

    Officially a duvet day is “an unscheduled day’s leave from work taken to alleviate stress or pressure and sanctioned by one’s employer”. I’m not an employee, but a retiree who believes days of doing little and nesting; lolling; watching rubbish TV; or whatever floats your boat but doesn’t sap your energy are brilliant! When I…

  • Further knickerish thoughts

    As a spankee the thoughts around knickers and the very word caused me many a happy shiver – especially when I was in the closet and didn’t dare discuss my weird thoughts and fantasies. For someone who is so often commando I see a certain irony. When I first met a lovely ex – my…

  • The Dap – A short story extract

    I was enjoying some Doctor Who specials last night and was very amused at the regenerated Mr Tennant’s delight at his footwear, which he described as “daps”. This is a dialect word I know to be common in South Wales and the West Country – and the word I know for plimsolls. I thought it…

  • …and in with the new…

    Happy New year – officially! I like to have a positive start and have had a lovely day which may just sound a tad boring, but worked for me! Had a leisurely start and a bath once the house had heated up and read P&P from the tub – very un-Austen behaviour I suspect! I…

  • Out with the old…

    I hate saying happy New year before it actually happens, but WhatsApp is full of effusive greetings. I like to start the new year as positively as possible, and this year have also ended 2025 positively and delightfully as well – and very spinsterish! I am home alone once again – and – again –…

  • Spinsterish Christmas thoughts on “Love Actually”, Austen and knickers…

    …though not necessarily in that order… I woke happily and early to my turkey crown gently cooking in the slow cooker and prepared for a day of indulgence. I decided to be properly dressed, and as planning on trousers, required knickers. Most of the time I go commando, but not usually with trousers or tights.…